"When in doubt, crumple something."
Type of Creature: Knucklecrumpler
Latest Invention: The Teleportation Device
Distinctive features: Enormous hands, multi-colored dreadlocks, a vacant expression
Favorite Outfit: Furry battle vest, tartan loin cloth
Favorite Food: Knuckle sandwich
"I'm the professor's right-hand head."
Type of creature: Hufflehead
Latest Invention: Cerebellows
Distinctive features: Enormous cranium, dextrous tail
Favorite Outfit: Beard
Favorite Food: Bitter almonds
"Do not worry, I inherited only my father's impeccable dress-sense and none of his unfortunate bloodlust."
Type of Creature: Fairy-bat
Latest invention: Telepathic Helmet
Distinctive features: Fangs, sickly-pale skin, luminescent wings
Favorite outfit: Bespoke tuxedo
Favorite Food: Famous Freddy Fang's world famous pork dumplings
Colonel-Admiral Reginald T. Pusslegut
"I'll have you know I once brought peace singlehanded to the vast snowy wastes of Antarctica!"
Type of Creature: Bombastadon
Latest invention: A decent pair of galoshes
Distinctive features: Blubbery jowls, tusks, defensive paunch
Favorite outfit: Full regimental garb of the Her Majesty's Royal Antarctic Brigadiers
Favorite food: Pickled herring biscuits (chocolate coated)